Thursday, January 8, 2009

Stereotype Meme

[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (Hate that show!)
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] It's football...not soccer. (YES YES YES)
Total: 1

[] you wear flip flops all year.
[X] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an Australian something.
Total: 5

[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10"
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 2

[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 3

[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American
[] You say *****/***** casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

[] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

[X] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
Total: 3

[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[X] You say eh
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[X] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 6

American[] You hate foreigners
[] You hate non - Christians
[] You're lazy.
[] You have had an abortion
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-mart
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

[X] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like french fries.
[X] you think Belgian (or Hungarian) chocolate rules.
[] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] you speak both Dutch and French
[X] you like Belgian waffles.
[] you call a pub or bar a café.
[] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team stinks
[] you drive/own a French or German car.
[] you have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 4

[] you like the color orange.
[] you are a football enthusiast.
[] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] you have a cheerful nature.
[X] you like the sea.
[] you are good at building/handwork/projects.
[] you tend to favor the megalomania.
Total: 2

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