You drink a lot of tea.
 You know what a brolly is.
 Deal or No Deal has taken over your life. (Hate that show!)
 You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
 You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
 You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
 You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
 It's football...not soccer. (YES YES YES)
 you wear flip flops all year.
[X] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
 Sometimes you swear without realizing.
 You're a sports fanatic.
 You are tanned.
 You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an Australian something.
 The Sopranos is a great show.
 Your last name ends in a vowel.
 Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
 You know how a real meatball tastes.
 You know Italian songs.
 You have dark hair and dark eye color.
 You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5'10"
 You know what an Italian horn is.
 Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
 You say member instead of Remember.
 You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
 YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
 You are dark skinned.
 You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
 You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
 You know what platanos are.
 You say villain as: Vee-lon.
 You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
 Rain is fun for you.
 You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
 You think beer is the best.
 You have a bad temper.
 Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
 You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the colour green.
 You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
 You have a family member from Ireland.
 You have red hair.
[X] You have/had freckles.
 Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
 You say *****/***** casually.
 You have nappy hair.
 You like rap.
[X] You know how to shoot a gun.
 You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
 You can dance.
 You can 'sing' gospel.
 You like rice a lot.
 You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
 You have family from Asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
 Most people think you're Chinese.
 You call hurricanes typhoons.
 You go to Baulko.
[X] You like bread.
 You think German Chocolate is good.
 You speak some German.
 You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
 You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2.
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
 You love beer.
[X] You say eh
[X] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[X] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
 You watch/watched Degrassi.
American You hate foreigners
 You hate non - Christians
 You're lazy.
 You have had an abortion
 But love the penalty.
 You don't read.
[X] You shop at Wal-mart
 You think this survey is rather biased.
[X] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] you like french fries.
[X] you think Belgian (or Hungarian) chocolate rules.
 you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
 you speak both Dutch and French
[X] you like Belgian waffles.
 you call a pub or bar a café.
 you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team stinks
 you drive/own a French or German car.
 you have a lot of comments on your government.
 you like the color orange.
 you are a football enthusiast.
 you often go to 'coffee shops'.
 you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
 you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[X] you have a cheerful nature.
[X] you like the sea.
 you are good at building/handwork/projects.
 you tend to favor the megalomania.